“I’m sure you’ll be delicious, human”
(via ghettoscenequeen)
I refuse to believe that I “lost” anything. If I can’t find it obviously it must have been stolen.
For everyone out there bitching about how hot the weather is:
Here we are starting autumn. It’s lovely to sleep with thousands of blankets.
But don’t you ever dare to say it’s beautiful to sit your ass down on the toilet seat. It’s freezing as fuck.
Cheers.
that face you make when you’re about to sneeze but the sneeze isn’t coming out





